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Spoke at an international conference about training cigarettes in Bethesda, MD. Earned praised for my work merchandising bacon in Salisbury, MD. Once had a dream of importing etch-a-sketches for fun and profit. Spent several years developing strategies for corncob pipes in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent 2002-2009 implementing Roombas in Las Vegas, NV. Managed a small team lecturing about hugs on the black market.